PORTAL Short film FANTASTIC!

so if you are a colossal video game geek like i am and you have played or know the concept of the hit "Portal" i suggest you watch this doozie of a film, its amazingly thought out. kudos! i love it. you will too.

edge of glory sneeky peeky

GAGA BITCHES WINTOUR OUT...KINDA

Lady Gaga should probably add Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour's name to her contacts list.When the 25-year-old "Edge of Glory" singer appeared at the CFDA Fashion Awards on Monday, Gaga shared an embarrassing story involving the famed fashionista during her acceptance speech.

"I can't believe I'm allowed in here. When I was told I won this award, Anna Wintour sent me a text message," Gaga said, pausing for dramatic effect. "She text messages."

After the crowd cheered, Gaga continued to recount her awkward conversation with Wintour. "So she sent me a text message, and it said, 'We're so excited to tell you you won the CFDA fashion icon award.' And I actually thought it was Anna Treblin, who was one of my very close friends and [my stylist] Nicola's assistant, who I go out and have drinks with all the time. I have a couple Annas in my phone, so my reply was, 'Yes, bitch, we did it.'"

"Quite quickly I got a reply that said, 'How lovely, and we will all be waiting to see what you will wear," Gaga recalled. "And then I thought, 'Well won't you be helping me choose what I will wear?' And then I said, 'Oh! it's Anna Wintour.'" Fortunately for Gaga, Wintour, 61, seems to be a fan of her bold demeanor; the singer appeared in a December 2009 photo spread and covered the fashion bible's March 2011 issue.

Lady GaGa is so Re-I mean, Special!

Long lauded for her civil rights work in the LGBT community,Lady Gaga just dropped the "R word."

When NME asked the 25-year-old star whether she thought "Born This Way" was a knock-off of Madonna's "Express Yourself," the singer (real name: Stefani Germanotta) was outraged. "I'm a songwriter. I've written loads of music. Why would I try to put out a song and think I'm getting one over on everybody? That's retarded."She raged on: ". What a completely ridiculous thing to even question me about… If you put the songs next to each other, side by side, the only similarities are the chord progression. It's the same one that's been in disco music for the last 50 years. Just because I’m the first f***ing artist in 25 years to think of putting it on Top 40 radio, it doesn’t mean I’m a plagiarist, it means that I’m f***ing smart, sorry"When Jennifer Aniston used the word "retard" in a Live! With Regis and Kelly interview in August, Peter Berns, CEO of The Arc (a nonprofit advocacy group for those with intellectual and developmental disabilities), told Us Weekly her usage of the term was "extraordinarily offensive and inappropriate.""Frankly, someone in her position ought to know better," Berns said of Aniston, 42. "She is using language that is offensive to a large segment of the population in this country… Even if [the word] wasn't intended to insult them, that is the effect of it."

Other celebs, including Lindsay Lohan and Howard Stern, have been blasted for their use of the "R word" as well.

Kirsten Seckler, spokeswoman for the Special Olympics, told Us that stars may want to use the word "ridiculous" instead. She added: "Think before you speak, especially when you're making fun of yourself or others."

Lady Gaga, WTF is wrong with you?

this is definitely NOT a surprise to me, but Nicola Formichetti&Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta AKA LADY GAGA  gives us a first preview of the upcoming issue 5 of Vogue Homme Japan as none other than her newest act, her alias Jo Calderone, There are two cover versions, both featuring the female artist, looking very much like a dude. The issue releases on September 5th, oh i cant wait!, P.S. that is sarcasm. here is a sneak peek of the awesomely weird interview.

JO CALDERONE - INTERVIEW

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

Palermo, Sicily

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE WHAT YOU DO / YOUR

OCCUPATION?

Mechanic for my dad's business. This is the first time I've had my picture

taken.

WHEN DID YOU DISCOVER YOU WANTED TO TO THIS?

Well, I always helped my dad at work, since I was a kid. I thought it would be

fun to have my picture taken.

WHAT ARE YOUR AMBITIONS?

I'd love to own my own car shop, I have a bunch of my own ‘muscle’ cars.

Maybe if I take some more pictures I can afford it.

WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO LADY GAGA?

I met her at a shoot Nick Knight was doing. She's fuckin beautiful, and funny,

and interesting. I was a little nervous for Nick to start shooting. She said,

"Don't be baby, you were "born this way." I took her out after. The rest is

private ;)

Well then! Lady Gaga is clearly bored and is running out of ideas to shock and amuse us!. 

THE EPIC TELEPHONE

Im actually quite excited for Lady GaGa's music video "Telephone" featuring stunning Beyonce. To be honest I was not always a big fan, and to this day would not say im a "Monster" but i do appreciate what i have grown to know about Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Stefani Germanotta was born on March 28, 1986, as the eldest child to Italian American parents Joseph and Cynthia Germanotta, in New York City. Playing piano by ear from the age of 4, she went on to write her first piano ballad at 13 and began performing at open mic nights by age 14. At age 11, the singer was set to join Juilliard School in Manhattan but instead attended Convent of the Sacred Heart, a private Roman Catholic school. She described herself in high school as "very dedicated, very studious, very disciplined" but also "a bit insecure"  "used to get made fun of for being either too provocative or too eccentric, so I started to tone it down. I didn’t fit in, and I felt like a freak."

it really wasn't until i had read a brief history of her that i began to respect her, and eventually swallow my Aries pride, and buy "The FAME" i popped it in, and began to listen to a fairly catchy album and some really good beats. and yes it is pop music, so what! knowing that she has skills in instruments and can write her own songs, gave me peace of mind to delve back into the Haus of GAGA time and time again.