Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Bayley's Favorite Porn sites Warning: This Gets Pretty Gay


Okay so I'm gonna jump right into this, those of you who are like, oh god! he went to the porn blog blog, shut the fuck up, it fun! relax! you know you watch it, beat of to it, double click your mouse, whatever ur style, almost everyone has seen or watched porn, some of you have multiple tabs across the top of ur screen as you read this, with your favorite sites to fill up ur "spank bank" with numerous images, of hot chicks, hard men, and if you are into it, midgets. so lets get into it, u already started reading, so might as well look at what i have to say about my favorites. you in? GOOD! lets go.




Now i don't know about you, but i love love love me some straight porn, don't know what it is about seeing a hot bitch get worked by a hot hung, dude, sometimes double stuffed, but man this site is my go to on most frustrated nights. it has everything, if you are into amature, anal, Asians, my favorite are these two frat brothers that pick up young ladies (early 20's) and the anally de-viginize them, i know it sounds crazy, but its hot! so if ur in need of a straight porn fix, or if you are straight and just need a porn fix, do it! xhamster i rate this site 4 out of five "Babbleheads"




Now This if For My lady readers, now i don't know how you all kept this site secret, but i am telling you! you are onto something. and readers, women are SLUTS!!!!  in a good way though, let me explain: so these women have these "Bachelorette" parties, and i have been to a couple bachelor parties, and i have never, EVER!!! seen men do  what i saw these women do on these videos. they hire a 'bear" (a hot stripper) and he starts dancing in a room full off women, anywhere between 30-100 women. lap dances, groping, the whole deal, when i started watching, i was like "awww this is cute, you go girls!" then one of the hookers, starts blowing the dude! i was like DAAAAAAAAAyum!!! this bitch is full on suckin his dick! and then when the bear got bored he moved on, and when one bitch gets nasty, they all start gettin frothy up in the loins and that shit is more contagious then ringworm in a bathhouse. i mean this guy must be losing his mind! all these hot moms, and young ladies, blowing him! a full room of willing chicken heads waiting for the fat worm to be fed to them. I'm not gonna run on and on about this, but there are happy endings, and messy clean-ups lol i rated this 4 out of five "Babbleheads" 



rocket tube is bomb dot com, u know why? cause its not just snippets, or 1 minute bullshit for the most part, u get a decent scene most clicks. the have frat boys, jocks, pornstars, its a good site for a quick nut. 

that was a little HazeHim clip, one of my favorites. can be found on rockettube, im not really into this site for originality, mostly just for the visuals. i give it 3 babbleheads.




This site holds a special place in my little post-high school heart. it was really the first gay porn anything i was exposed to. i used to print out the guys and whack off to them in my own make-shift portfolio of hunks. man its funny to look back on that shit now lol. but if you are young, horny, and new to porno, check this out, its free and not too much for the timid gay man braving the gay streets of adulthood. 

AND MY FAVORITE PORN SITE GOES TO!!!!!!!



Now when i say this is my favorite site, i hands down mean, i have never been more fucking hornier, for a gay site in my life, Damien Crosse, my future husband and "Homme exclusive" is featured here. and man o man they have some hot hot ideas. the have a video where Pedro Andreas has sex with a machine gun, he polishes that gun with his tongue, jerks off through the handle, he even does a bit more, its so hot, and unnerving at the same damn time. Thugs in public, security cam videos, rap roleplay, night cam, its literally the best for ur buck i swear to god you will thank me for the endless visuals, your dick will hurt from all the whacking off, but that pain will bring a devious smile to ur face lol. try it out. this site gets the golden BABBLEHEAD. watch this link: THE GUN TEASER.






3 comments:

  1. babbleheads ...hahahaha i love it! Finally got around to it ... at home .. and i will admit, even wacked off .. .just reading the review and the fratboys picking each other for some head in the presence of chicks. iLive.com

    oh and totes agree bout the str8 porn. DigYaSickPuppy.

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  2. lol well im glad u got some whack-off material out of this. and glad u keep reading. i love ur brain btw

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  3. I have just downloaded iStripper, and now I can watch the sexiest virtual strippers on my taskbar.

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