Scarlett HoeHansen

ScarJo aka (ScarHoe) and Sean "mother fucking" Penn are playing house! Three months into their unexpected romance, which makes no sense at all, Scarlett Johansson has moved in to the $3.8 million Malibu home of Sean Penn, i mean clearly she is a gold digger. Relocating from her temporary digs at a West Hollywood hotel,lmfao the recently divorced 26-year-old "has essentially moved in over the last few weeks," the source says. And now that the actress and Penn, 50, share the same roof after months of furtive sightings at hotspots in Hollywood, Mexico and beyond, "they just stay home" whenever they can. OMG this is such a sad sad sad future! i feel bad for Sean, who feels like he needs a dirty cunt bag skank to feel better about himself, and she!, oh dont get me started! ugh what a hoe, she is like playing chess with actors who will give her status, she's like Lady GaGa. Among their fave homebody activities? "Eating" in and hanging out with Penn's kids with ex-wife Robin Wright, who are mere years younger than Johansson: daughter Dylan, 20, and son Hopper, 17. SOOOOOOO awkward!

Plus, the domestic duo love working out (their recent jog fueled pregnancy rumors that proved false), entertaining pals like Owen Wilson and Javier Bardem and more. (Back in February, Us Weekly was first to break news that Johansson had rebounded from her December divorce from Ryan Reynolds with Penn.)

 moral of the story: Gold Diggers, get Nice Shiny New Digs, And A wrinkly old Fart.

GREEN LATERN........GAY!

Now it could be that i just hate Ryan Reynolds, or it could be that I'm hating on his crazy tight man bod, either way, i miss the days of comic book movies where big stars were not present. now they are in every one! only because now its cool to be a geek. the problem i have with Ryan playing this role (Green Lantern) is that people (gays more than others) tend to only go see these movies because the lead is "HOT" i was having a conversation with a friend about "Dark Knight" and how great the movie was, and the story was kick-ass and it brought alot of reality to the film. and his response was, "It was okay, i just don't find him attractive" i sat there looking at my friend as if nothing i had said made any damned since. who the fuck cares if they are "Hot or Not" lol is it impossible for any gay to like a movie with john c Reilly or Phillip Seymour Hoffman then? case they are not cute.  BUT movies like twilight do wonderful because you get to drool over a fourteen year old with a built gym bod. OK i get it sex is in, just wanna make my point that Hollywood knows what they are doing, and i think its sad that the story comes second to the sex appeal. open your mind peeps its not just about the half naked "Thor" or Jake Gyllenhall flicks. watch a good movie rent or Netflix a Hitchcock movie, make James Stewart and Cary Grant "sexy" again.