ScarJo aka (ScarHoe) and Sean "mother fucking" Penn are playing house! Three months into their unexpected romance, which makes no sense at all, Scarlett Johansson has moved in to the $3.8 million Malibu home of Sean Penn, i mean clearly she is a gold digger. Relocating from her temporary digs at a West Hollywood hotel,lmfao the recently divorced 26-year-old "has essentially moved in over the last few weeks," the source says. And now that the actress and Penn, 50, share the same roof after months of furtive sightings at hotspots in Hollywood, Mexico and beyond, "they just stay home" whenever they can. OMG this is such a sad sad sad future! i feel bad for Sean, who feels like he needs a dirty cunt bag skank to feel better about himself, and she!, oh dont get me started! ugh what a hoe, she is like playing chess with actors who will give her status, she's like Lady GaGa. Among their fave homebody activities? "Eating" in and hanging out with Penn's kids with ex-wife Robin Wright, who are mere years younger than Johansson: daughter Dylan, 20, and son Hopper, 17. SOOOOOOO awkward!
Plus, the domestic duo love working out (their recent jog fueled pregnancy rumors that proved false), entertaining pals like Owen Wilson and Javier Bardem and more. (Back in February, Us Weekly was first to break news that Johansson had rebounded from her December divorce from Ryan Reynolds with Penn.)
moral of the story: Gold Diggers, get Nice Shiny New Digs, And A wrinkly old Fart.