THE OSCARS: MY PICKS

SO, ITS BEEN A WHILE, FINALLY BACK, AND IN THE SWING OF THINGS, BUT I'M PRETTY MUCH GONNA KEEP THIS SIMPLE. I WANNA SAY WHO I PICK TO WIN THE OSCARS THIS YEAR AND WHY. SO FIRST OFF, BEST ACTRESS SHOULD GO TO NATALIE-FUCKING PORTMAN. ONLY BECAUSE ITS THE FIRST ROLE BY HER WHERE I WAS ENTIRELY BLOWN AWAY. NOT TO MENTION IT BEAUTIFULLY DIRECTED.  BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE WILL GO TO MR. COLIN FIRTH, ONLY BECAUSE HIS STUTTER ASS-TA-TO-OUNDED ME. ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE, UM ABSOLUTELY CHRISTIAN BALE, HE WAS INSANELY PERFECT. HE PLAYED A CRACK-HEAD SO BELIEVABLE WHITNEY HOUSTON HIT HIM UP AFTER SHE SAW IT. ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING, I WANNA SAY MELISSA LEO IN THE FIGHTER, BUT I KINDA WANNA GO FOR HAILEE STEINFELD IN TRUE GRIT, JUST CAUSE SHE IS THE UUUUUNDER DAWG! SO THOSE ARE MY QUICK PICKS, WE SHALL SEE FEB 27TH 2011.