THE TOP OF THE TOP

So Damn Damn Damn! its been a crazy year! and its been an even longer time since i gave ya'll some love on this blog, but i promise I'm back in the game, but i wanted to give you guys and dolls my opinion and suggestions for my top 5 albums of 2012. this year it is urban as hell, lol, very R&B and Hip Hop heavy, so you better love some flava!!!!!!! so lets get down to buisness.


Big Boi: Vicious Lies And Dangerous Rumors. This album blew my mind, and although its not flawless, its near perfect in my eyes. it flows good with the exception of two songs, but its worth ur buck, or bucks ;) it features some of my favorite artist like KID CUDI, Little Dragon, and the highly underrated  Kelly Rowland (Destiny's Child). 

HOT TRACKS FROM THIS TITLE
She Hates
CPU
Apple Of My Eye
Mama Told Me

RIHANNA: Unapologetic, NOW i am a DIE HARD marine from the rihanna navy, i think she can do no wrong, BUT les be annas! TTT (talk that talk) was a weak ass album, and though i like a buttload of songs off that album, i know when to say, man riri you need to up ur game, and i think this bitch knew and she brought it with this album. it flows from one end to the end starting off with a sick David G. track "Phresh Off The Runway" and ending with a coldplayesque bow out "Half Of Me" if you are not even a fan of Rihanna, you will find something off this album. she went less sexual and more fun on this return and I'm in love.

Hot Tracks From This Title
Phresh Off The Runway
Numb
Pour It Up
Jump
Stay
Get It Over With



Frank Ocean: Channel Orange, If I Had To Pick The Top album of the year, it would be this, channel orange has thought, and heartbreak, and i have been through it this year, i connect with it, not so much the songs about crack rock, but the songs about unrequited love lol. from the intro to the outro this album delivers, if you like soul and story telling, this songwriter is a genius.

Hot Tracks From This Title
LOST
PYRAMIDS
BAD RELIGION
SUPER RICH KIDS
CRACK ROCK


BRANDY: TWO ELEVEN, Brandy had been out of the game for a minute, but damn did she comeback with this album, its a mix of new and old "B Rocka" she worked with Mike Will Made it, Frank Ocean, and Chris Brown, on this album and it all came together perfectly in my eyes, i enjoyed this album a lot this year and i am so happy to have this woman back in my ipod.

Hot Track From This Title
So Sick
Slower
Let Me Go
Put It Down (feat. Chris Brown)
Hardly Breathing
Do You Know What You Have?
Can You Hear Me Now?


Big Sean: Detroit, This one is free people, Why? Cause its a mixtape, and a damn good one at that, this is a great work and a fun and creative collection of music. and for nothing it feels so guilty to have. out of all the hip hop records this year this stood its ground. 

Hot Tracks from this title
24k of gold
Experimental 
Guap
Sellin Dream feat. Chris Brown
RWT

So Hope You Like My Picks for 2012!!!!!!!!! lemme know! follow my ass on Facbook: bayley whitehead
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BAYLEY VISION ESTABLISHED

SO I FINALLY DECIDED TO MAKE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL, AND RECORD MY RANDOM ANTICS IN THE CITY OF ANGELS, SOMETIMES IT WILL BE ART, AND SOMETIMES JUST PLAIN STUPID TOM-FOOLERY. I CANT WAIT TO START POSTING, BE SURE TO COMMENTS AND SPREAD THE WORD. 

VLOGDANCE

just me being dumb

I LOVE BEARS

I love "Bears" what can i say, they are my favorite type of gay. they make me laugh, they are sexy, and they are most of the time, real and true to who they are, what you see is what you get. i love The Faultline, and The Eagle. and i love Folsom! although i am missing the great event as i type this little blog. i wanted to inform the gays who don't know much about Bears, and Otters, and Wolves, so i came up with a little cheat sheet/terminology list. enjoy!

• Bear—a hairy man with a stocky or heavy-set build and facial hair. Can be clean shaven and of any age.
• Bear run—a gathering or circuit party for Bear/Cub types and their Admirers.
• Black Bear—a Bear of African-American decent or of darker toned skin
• Chaser—short for Chubby Chaser.
• Chub—a heavy set gay man. May or may not be a bear (Chubby bear is a common term)
• Cub—a younger (or younger looking) version of a Bear, typically but not always with a smaller frame. The term is sometimes used to imply the passive partner in a relationship. Can be hairy or hairless.
• Daddy bear—an older bear, sometimes looking for a daddy/son relationship with a younger man.
• "Dolphin" - a man who identifies as a bear but is hairless.
• Grizzly Adams— a man with a typically hairy body and face who does not self identify as a bear but is attracted to bears.
• Goldilocks—a female, often heterosexual, who is often in the company of bears (a bear's fag hag).
• Leather bear—a bear with a leather fetish.
• Muscle bear—a muscular version of a Bear. A muscle cub is a younger or smaller, yet muscular, version.
• Otter—a man who is hairy, but is not large or stocky—typically thinner, swimmer's build, or with lean muscle
• Panda bear—a bear of Asian descent.
• Pocket bear—a short Bear.
• Polar bear—a silver- or white-haired Bear.
• Red bear—a red-haired bear. Also known as a Ginger Bear.
• Wolf—a term for Muscle Bear who is rugged outdoorsy or biker type.
• Woof—a greeting sometimes used when a Bear sees another Bear in public and wants to express physical attraction.
• So i hope this little blog helps, and if you or a friend needs help understanding the BEAR KINGDOM, save this in ur tab ;)
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FATE KILLS THE HILLS BUTCHER

  Dr. Frank Ryan - the Crazy mother fuckin Beverly Hills plastic surgeon who Infamously performed 10 god dammed plastic surgery procedures on Heidi Montag in one day -- has died. and i have a theory that it was fate stepping in to say, "okay this has gone a little too far, this girl is lookin craaaaaazy!" so Fate went to PCH on Monday at 4:30pm and flipped this assholes jeep in attempts to stop the fiasco that is Heidi's face.

Ryan, who reportedly was 50, was trapped in the vehicle and suffered major head injuries, "The Ventura County Fire Department tried hoisting Ryan using a helicopter, but Fate was clutching this one a little too damn hard the attempt was called off and Ryan was pronounced dead at the scene.Minutes before the crash, he Twittered, "After 25 years of driving by, I finally hiked to the top of the giant sand dune on the PCH west of Malibu. Much harder than it looks! Whew!" awwwwww well at least he conquered a goal. The surgeon - who performed on celebs including Gene Simmons, Shauna Sand and Vince Neil - came under fire this year for altering Montag's appearance so drastically.The Hills star, who is 23, underwent nose, cheekbone and chin jobs, as well as an eyebrow lift, breast enlargement and fat injections, among other procedures. I'm mean seriously!!! she was cute before! WTF happened? i don't understand! Spencer has got to take his toll on you. In March, she told Jay Leno she wanted bigger breasts, but "I legally can't right now. The limit is 800cc and I have 700cc." As for other surgeries, she said, "I think I've reached the point [where I can stop]. I think I'm good for awhile. I'm surger-ied out." and cracked out BITCH! 

OH!

AND ON A NOTE OF SANITY 

Montag filed for divorce from husband Spencer Pratt last month, citing "irreconcilable differences."

Bayley's Favorite Porn sites Warning: This Gets Pretty Gay

Okay so I'm gonna jump right into this, those of you who are like, oh god! he went to the porn blog blog, shut the fuck up, it fun! relax! you know you watch it, beat of to it, double click your mouse, whatever ur style, almost everyone has seen or watched porn, some of you have multiple tabs across the top of ur screen as you read this, with your favorite sites to fill up ur "spank bank" with numerous images, of hot chicks, hard men, and if you are into it, midgets. so lets get into it, u already started reading, so might as well look at what i have to say about my favorites. you in? GOOD! lets go.

XHAMSTER

Now i don't know about you, but i love love love me some straight porn, don't know what it is about seeing a hot bitch get worked by a hot hung, dude, sometimes double stuffed, but man this site is my go to on most frustrated nights. it has everything, if you are into amature, anal, Asians, my favorite are these two frat brothers that pick up young ladies (early 20's) and the anally de-viginize them, i know it sounds crazy, but its hot! so if ur in need of a straight porn fix, or if you are straight and just need a porn fix, do it! xhamster i rate this site 4 out of five "Babbleheads"

DANCINGBEAR

Now This if For My lady readers, now i don't know how you all kept this site secret, but i am telling you! you are onto something. and readers, women are SLUTS!!!!  in a good way though, let me explain: so these women have these "Bachelorette" parties, and i have been to a couple bachelor parties, and i have never, EVER!!! seen men do  what i saw these women do on these videos. they hire a 'bear" (a hot stripper) and he starts dancing in a room full off women, anywhere between 30-100 women. lap dances, groping, the whole deal, when i started watching, i was like "awww this is cute, you go girls!" then one of the hookers, starts blowing the dude! i was like DAAAAAAAAAyum!!! this bitch is full on suckin his dick! and then when the bear got bored he moved on, and when one bitch gets nasty, they all start gettin frothy up in the loins and that shit is more contagious then ringworm in a bathhouse. i mean this guy must be losing his mind! all these hot moms, and young ladies, blowing him! a full room of willing chicken heads waiting for the fat worm to be fed to them. I'm not gonna run on and on about this, but there are happy endings, and messy clean-ups lol i rated this 4 out of five "Babbleheads" 

ROCKET TUBE

rocket tube is bomb dot com, u know why? cause its not just snippets, or 1 minute bullshit for the most part, u get a decent scene most clicks. the have frat boys, jocks, pornstars, its a good site for a quick nut. 

that was a little HazeHim clip, one of my favorites. can be found on rockettube, im not really into this site for originality, mostly just for the visuals. i give it 3 babbleheads.

Gay Beef

This site holds a special place in my little post-high school heart. it was really the first gay porn anything i was exposed to. i used to print out the guys and whack off to them in my own make-shift portfolio of hunks. man its funny to look back on that shit now lol. but if you are young, horny, and new to porno, check this out, its free and not too much for the timid gay man braving the gay streets of adulthood. 

AND MY FAVORITE PORN SITE GOES TO!!!!!!!

STAGHOMME.COM

Now when i say this is my favorite site, i hands down mean, i have never been more fucking hornier, for a gay site in my life, Damien Crosse, my future husband and "Homme exclusive" is featured here. and man o man they have some hot hot ideas. the have a video where Pedro Andreas has sex with a machine gun, he polishes that gun with his tongue, jerks off through the handle, he even does a bit more, its so hot, and unnerving at the same damn time. Thugs in public, security cam videos, rap roleplay, night cam, its literally the best for ur buck i swear to god you will thank me for the endless visuals, your dick will hurt from all the whacking off, but that pain will bring a devious smile to ur face lol. try it out. this site gets the golden BABBLEHEAD. watch this link: THE GUN TEASER.

SHHHHHUTTER ISLAND

Shutter Island Holla!

So i went to see Shutter Island Last night, and i must say, i was a little impressed, HA! i bet you thought i was gonna say it sucked! but no! i was a little lost through most of the flick because its so damn cryptic, and if you think you know the ending, you probably do. the best part is the way it unfolds. the plot which is In 1954, two U.S. marshals Teddy Daniels (Leonardo DiCaprio) and Chuck Aule (Mark Ruffalo) investigate the disappearance of a patient from a hospital for the criminally insane on an island in Massachusetts. They run into trouble when they are deceived by the hospital's chief administrator Dr. John Cawley (Ben Kingsley), a hurricane hits, they uncover a series of sinister human experiments, reminiscent of Nazi human experimentation. i know, i know sounds a little crazy, but honestly if you are a fan of the sixth sense or the shinning you might wanna give this a shot. i know i don't, or have not built much credibility in readers eyes to give you a blindly-follow-me recommendation, but i loved the movie, and loved its wit and time it took to tell the story.

The Acting 

when it gets to the acting, it kinda had to ease its way into it for me, it was odd, it starts off with Leo, sea sick and nauseated from the ferry ride to Shutter Island. And to be honest it seemed a little disconnected, i felt like it was the first take, or the first scene they had shot together. Or maybe it was the music, i don't know what i'm trying to say is.........the acting felt stiff for the first few minutes of the flick, but in an odd way, i liked it, i kinda played into the film as a sort of strange uncomfortable  epilouge. Mark Ruffalo once again made me smile, he tends to have a subtle way and ease to his craft that fits in this film, i like his character right off the bat. the chemistry between the two seems to gel as the film goes on, and the movie does this for a reason, and i must say bravo. it was very effective. Ben Kingsley, looks like he has never aged since Ghandi, and introduces us to the rest of the island. the acting is brilliant, even Michelle Williams, who i hated in her "Dawson's Creek" days, gave a great performance as the FLASHBACK-WIFE from Boston. overall i loved the acting.

THE EPIC TELEPHONE

Im actually quite excited for Lady GaGa's music video "Telephone" featuring stunning Beyonce. To be honest I was not always a big fan, and to this day would not say im a "Monster" but i do appreciate what i have grown to know about Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Stefani Germanotta was born on March 28, 1986, as the eldest child to Italian American parents Joseph and Cynthia Germanotta, in New York City. Playing piano by ear from the age of 4, she went on to write her first piano ballad at 13 and began performing at open mic nights by age 14. At age 11, the singer was set to join Juilliard School in Manhattan but instead attended Convent of the Sacred Heart, a private Roman Catholic school. She described herself in high school as "very dedicated, very studious, very disciplined" but also "a bit insecure"  "used to get made fun of for being either too provocative or too eccentric, so I started to tone it down. I didn’t fit in, and I felt like a freak."

it really wasn't until i had read a brief history of her that i began to respect her, and eventually swallow my Aries pride, and buy "The FAME" i popped it in, and began to listen to a fairly catchy album and some really good beats. and yes it is pop music, so what! knowing that she has skills in instruments and can write her own songs, gave me peace of mind to delve back into the Haus of GAGA time and time again.