CHRIS BROWN, SLOW UR DAMN ROLL

I'm no angel, nor do i think all celebrities NEED to be perfect, in fact, i am a believer that people are human, we make mistakes, we all do. i am the first to admit when I'm an asshole and i do something wrong. but man, Christopher Brown has taken the cake, so much cake in fact, he is starting to look like one of those chicks with a muffin top wearing a mid drift. he is just starting to look like an attention seeking spoiled brat. his PR is obviously now the only reason he apologizes for anything. you smack my girl Rihanna, you show pictures of ur dick (disappointing) and now ur gettin crazy on GOOD MORNING AMERICA? LMFAO fool, you done did it! and on the day ur album comes out? lol mother fucker you have lost a fan. you bore me, ur actions are so obviously a cry for attention, i now see you as a joke. ur status is low, ur covers been blown. but RIHANNA is bomb! get her album LOUD, in stores now ;)

Thanks France! For being the second biggest audience for Bayleybabble

Help! Im in LIMBO!!!

If you have XBOXlive and you have not purchased the amazing "XBOX ARCADE" game "LIMBO" then i suggest you do immediately, because you are fuckin missing out! like most platform puzzle games, Limbo isn’t going to make you laugh, giggle or slap ur knee at the crazy cartoon antics, unless you have a slightly dark sense of humour, which on my end i do, but even with my slightly dark off-beat sense of humor, i had a few jaw-dropped moments while playing. The official summary of the game is “Uncertain of his sister’s fate, a boy enters LIMBO”. Like that austere and sparse description, the game world is full of empty space, leaving a lot of room for the player to imagine the world behind the game, rendered in what can be described as a beautifully layered charcoal sketch, with a silent film era grain. its a figure-it-out-on-ur-own approach, very cut and dry. As the boy, you make your way to the heart of the matter, and to get there, you have to overcome a series of logic puzzles (some took me several minutes to decipher) and enemies. The developer, Playdead, doesn’t hammer you over the head with a story. Instead, it unfolds slowly as you make your way through the various sections of Limbo, from industrial wastelands to shadowy forests. As you progress through the game, there’s an almost hypnotic, dream like quality to the whole world, as you’re immersed completely in it.

So if your in the mood for a five-star rated game i suggest LIMBO. its great. take a gander at the game trailer

Rebecca Black Friday

So if you happen to live in a bubble, then you are lucky that you have missed the voice or should i say the sounds, that emit from this young girls throat. Rebecca Black is a online sensation on YouTube, but sadly for all the wrong reasons. 

Its like watching a train wreck but at the same time its so FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN. and I'm so glad that this retarded bitch told me that Friday comes after Thursday because i always forget that information of my daily adult life. well that's all i have to say about that peeps, later i gotta go eat my cereal now.......JESUS!

THE HELP IS AMAZING!

So Im excited to see that, the book i am currently reading (THE HELP) is being made into a film. the book is about set in Mississippi during the 1960s and follows one young southern girl’s dream of becoming a writer. Her name is Skeeter (played by Emma Stone) and subject matter, unfortunately, is controversial and involves interviewing the many black women who are employed by wealthy southern families as caretakers. During her interviews, Skeeter forms a friendship with one of the black women named Aibileen. Despite everything they risk in continuing their relationship, the two women forge ahead, bringing new stories into the fold as more women come forward to turn this small Mississippi town on its head. i am only about ten Chapters in, and i already love it, so I'm kinda nervous and excited to see how the film pans out. So if ya haven't checked it out yet, i say get to a damn library and check it out.

"THE HELP" by Kathryn Stockett.

What I Think About Peter Parker/Garfield

So Lemme be the first to say, I LOVE Andrew Garfield, Im super duper stoked, that he is the next Peter Parker in the new SPIDER-MAN Reboot. i had never really seen anything he was in other than the Social Network, Last year. But i enjoyed every bit of his acting. he just seems a better fit, because lemme also be the first to say, i think Tobey Macguire is a super creep, he looks like a child molester with down syndrome, he just creeps me out thoroughly. so I'm happy to say, Tobey threw in his nasty crust-ass towel. oh and on the PLUS. Emma Stone is the new Gwen Stacie! woot woot! more on Emma later. cause that bitch is my second wife, after Mila Kunis. 

here are some cute behind the scenes photos of Garfield and Stone On set. 

Coming soon. My thoughts on Hollywood. April 2011